Monthly Archives: December 2016

Scrimshaw

Dear Vincent, Dad saw an advertisement for a toy drone on tv and now he thinks there’s one spying on him through the window. Almost his exact words: “Well it’s either that or aliens”. What a time to be alive! … Continue reading

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Zaftig and Smirksome?

Dear Vincent, I flatter myself that I indulge in a sort of “catch & release” for socially awkward people. Usually one at a time. I forget where I was going with this, but I’d like to have a harem, please. … Continue reading

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